Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
