So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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