piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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