Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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