His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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