I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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