i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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