What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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