I've blown a few things in my day
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
