I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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