I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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