Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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