love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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