Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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