look no pants
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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