Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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