Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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