How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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