I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
