You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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