Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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