Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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