Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i was born a porn star she said
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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