Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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