fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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