we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
my liver is dry heaving
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