Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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