You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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