you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm getting married
To pizza
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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