I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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