Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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