Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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