i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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