Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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