So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I want to fling myself into the sun
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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