Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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