I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I bet he comes in French.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
