i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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