i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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