I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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