That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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