Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Randomize
