its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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