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I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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