this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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