Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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