so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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