Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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