Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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