I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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