you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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