ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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