why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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