Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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