Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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